I’ve always been into watching different TV series’. Whether it’s Game of Thrones, Desperate Housewives or Orange is the New Black, I’m a big fan. I’ll admit that I have an unpopular opinion in regards to Breaking Bad and The Walking Dead. They’re too slow building and I really can’t get into them. But I’m still planning on attempting to re-watch them when I get the chance.
Given my love for TV, I decided to watch a universal favourite that people continue to rave about even though it’s finished. Yes, I am finally watching Gossip Girl and these are some thoughts I had while watching the first few episodes.
- Who is “Gossip Girl”?
- Why was Serena in boarding school for a year? Was she pregnant?
- Van der Woodsen is such a snooty last name.
- Blake Lively is so pretty though. But I wish she didn’t talk like she was dead.
- I can already tell that Chuck Bass is a complete prick.
- Dan Humphrey can be my boyfriend. Come here, lonely boy.
- Oh shit, Taylor Momsen plays Jenny.
- But she looks so innocent in this. There’s still an essence of Cindy Lou Who there.
- Who doesn’t love upper class, snooty drama?
- How old are these kids?
- They’re drinking in bars and getting hammered in New York at like 16?
- I still get ID’d for DVDs rated 15.
- NO WAY SERENA SLEPT WITH NATE.
- That’s your best mate’s boyfriend.
- I mean, okay, I’d find it hard to resist Chace Crawford too but come on.
- What the fuck is Chuck doing to Jenny, you rapey little psycho.
- Dan, what the fuck was that wave at the end of your date…?
- Blair is such a cow.
- But, to be fair, I’d be pissed off my boyfriend slept with my best friend.
- Who is Gossip Girl?
- Oh my god these people do brunch for Christ’s sake. The privilege is unreal.
- What kind of name is Chuck. He’s so up his arse, you’d think he’d rather be called Charles?
- Dan’s dad is hot.
- The genes run good in the Humphrey family.
- Look at these kids, fighting hard to get into Ivy League schools.
- “Why should I be chosen? Because I’m Chuck Bass.”
- Someone pass me a bucket because I’m going to vomit from his cringe.
- You’re no Hugh Heffner mate.
- Eric and Jenny would make the most adorable couple, they’re both so cute.
- Eric just makes my heart melt to be honest.
- As if Blair tried to call out Serena in front of college reps. Low blows, what a bitch.
- Yes Eric, tell her how it really is. Crush her soul and make her feel like the devil incarnate.
- Dan is so in love with Serena and it’s so damn cute.
- What a catch, especially after putting up with all of her shit so far.
- How have they not kissed yet?
- If this was the UK they’d have had sex and would probably be pregnant by now.
- I wish I could sit in Central Park and read in the rain.
- Blair is approaching. IS IT ABOUT TO KICK OFF?
- Aw, a reconciliation. You can tell Blair still hates her. But hey that’s girls for ya.
- Who is Gossip Girl?